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mulaney's law

Mildly inconvenienced people, typically white, comparing relatively harmless, "insults," to the n-word. This is in relation to a quote by John Mulaney, which goes, "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."
First, "ok boomer," was controversial, and now I can't say Karen? Mulaney's Law strikes again!
by some_rando_12 April 5, 2020
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Mort's Law

Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.
Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...
by GRNLDSHRK69X March 14, 2021
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Henson's Law

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."
I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.
by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021
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grandmother-in-law

A grandmother of one's spouse.
My grandmother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Law of Androgyny

When a feminist or masculinist argument is rendered moot because it applies equally to both genders.

Practically applied by replacing the gender terms in an argument with their antonyms, i.e., if, in a piece of writing, you can reasonably replace the words 'women, female, maternal etc' with 'men, males, paternal etc' (or visa versa) without significantly altering your contention; then it's not appropriate to argue your point from a feminist/masculinist perspective.
1. You can't use "women are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a feminist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'women' with 'men.'

2. You can't use "men are pressured in to having children because their parents want grandchildren" as a masculinist argument, it doesn't pass the Law of Androgyny test; that point would still be valid if you replaced 'men' with 'women.'
by McKinks June 21, 2014
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Josh the Law

Josh The Law is a person that drives fast and doesn't obey the law. He can't be punished though because HE IS THE LAW.
You are acting like a real Josh the Law! Calm down and slow down.
by 69anonymous42 March 6, 2021
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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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