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Julio Jones

Probably one of the worst Wide receivers in the NFL.
Julio Jones is trash and so are the falcons
by 1234ILoveYou March 15, 2021
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Jones

To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.
"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.
by LuciferTheWise December 20, 2023
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that jones

That jones is used whenever you forget the name of a person, place, or thing
Grab that jones ova there(a cup) and get me some water
Or take me to that jones down the street on 35th (liquor store)
Have you seen that jones( that nigga) Corey
by Gorjis smooth January 14, 2020
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Indiana Jones

A method of penal insertion into a human anus in which the male inserts both thumbs into the ass, uses them to pry the hole apart and swiftly swaps his penis into the anus in place of the thumbs.
"Yoo what we're you and Christina doing last night?"
"Oh we were just having some fun *wink wink*, I gave her the ol' Indiana Jones"
by Girthy Chan November 8, 2019
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Butthole Jones

People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
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Cayden Jones

Sooooo Smashable and such a big penis id fuck him in a heartbeat
by Cayden smashhh October 14, 2022
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