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Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.
My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.
by King Butthole October 24, 2019
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hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..
When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.
by Holly Hollywood September 8, 2010
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yee hoe

A girl who buys a flannel, a cowboy hat and boots to go to a country concert for a band that she knows one song
That girl is a yee hoe, she bought those boots to go to a Zach Brown Band concert, only because she knows the song Chicken Fried
by Ljones23 June 24, 2018
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bro hoe

Bro Ho
(I compiled everyones and edited slightly)
- peroxide damaged hair
- orange skin
- between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
- lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
- thinks UGGs go with everything
- wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
- wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
- has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top).
- thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
- has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
- dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
- butt crack and thong are always visible
- wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
- most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
- tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
- very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
- very often seen in 661
- they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies.
- they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
- wife beaters of various colors
- some are sluts, others are sweet.
- are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.

+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, or Paris Hilton a personal inspiration.

- and they DGAF!
you shouldn't need an example of a bro hoe, they're easy to spot.
by Curtass March 11, 2007
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house hoe

a house hoe is a common girlfriend shared among the male members of a household.
hey dan i call dibbs on the house hoe tonight feeling horny!
by wiseguy2505 May 26, 2010
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supaman that hoe

an after sex prank, where the guy allows the girl to fall asleep (usually on her stomach), he then ejaculates on her back and covers her with a sheet, allowing it to attach to her back like a cape.
Ayo, after I nut, imma supaman that hoe like YUUUUUUUA!!!
by Nahmeen December 25, 2007
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dirty hoe

That girl is the dirty hoe of the school.
by Ur mutha March 29, 2005
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