Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.
F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.
by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020
Get the Dryer shoppingmug. An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.
They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"
Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
Get the Tiktok Shop Gurumug. by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
Get the wetter than a nun in a candle shopmug. When your unprepared ass steals from food and other resources from your neighbors and other people in your area.
by RealRolexGuy March 18, 2020
Get the Urban Shoppingmug. A Glasgow Rangers football club pub
A pub anywhere in the world, but most probably in Glasgow, Scotland, where everyone is a Rangers FC supporter (probably bigoted supporters of the British union, but not necessarily).
A pub anywhere in the world, but most probably in Glasgow, Scotland, where everyone is a Rangers FC supporter (probably bigoted supporters of the British union, but not necessarily).
by Roddy McTawdry May 25, 2022
Get the Hun shopmug. god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025
Get the Shopping for Tiresmug. (noun; slang; NSFW)
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the Pintu’s Plaster Shopmug.