ass show off

means; a group of women, laying down on the beach with their ass showing.

Hey Kyle, an ass show off has started, let's go check to see which one has a better ass.

by monsterdragon June 8, 2017

Japanese drum show

A show were Japanese men use there penis to play traditional drums.

They rather enjoyed the Japanese drum show.

by tatertotz84 December 19, 2012

poopoo peepee show

Andything about with boobs and sezx for exampel oaral sex.
see also pubic hair pubes sex

You uncle pay me five dollars to give him poopoo peepee show

by Joel Schmitz October 30, 2007

best tv show

Friends, an American television sitcom which originally aired on NBC from September 22, 1994, to May 6, 2004. It revolves around six friends living in Manhattan. It is so funny and beautiful that you can never get enough of it and makes you feel awesome but sometimes sad at the same time because you don't have what those six friends have.

The jokes will make you laugh so hard that you ll end up in tears but the love between chandler and Monica will give you happy tears as well.

Chandler's funniness, Monica's control freak type nature, Joey's dumbness, Ross's geekyness, Phoebe's weirdness and Rachel's sexiness will the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Girl 1- Hey! Have you seen FRIENDS?
Girl 2- Duh! Who hasn't? It's like the best tv show ever!

by hipsterway June 9, 2014

Show me your tits

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016

The Looney Tunes Show

A boring, unoriginal show that makes you change the channel after 1 minute of playtime.

The looney tunes show makes Gay porn look good

by LOLNUT November 13, 2011

never show the burn card

The card that blackjack dealers (among other casino games) discard during active play. Showing the card after a hand is considered poor etiquette as the card could have changed the outcome of the hand in the player's favor. The same principle applies to a girl telling a guy, who likes her, (or vice versa) that he would've had a chance with her, had certain circumstances were in affect. Making a heartbreaking outcome even more devastating.

Jack: "Hi, Jill. Would you like to go out this weekend?"
Jill: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
Jack: "Oh, I didn't know. No problem."
Jill "Yea we're talking about getting married. But you're totally awesome. If I didn't have a b/f, I woulda SOOOO gone out with you."
Jack: "Sweetie, never show the burn card."

by Raixor November 22, 2013