Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

Woop Pop Kick

the act of a local fireman defending his Captain Big Guns.

Hey man do you want to fight because i'll woop pop kick you in the face.

by captainbigguns April 17, 2011

kicked in the daddy pills

Kicked in the balls, nuts, testicles, or semen sacks.

"I'm not going to try just to get kicked in the daddy pills again".

by AssButt67 February 26, 2019

major ass kicking

it's when you kick someone's ass so hard, that even major league baseball can't compare to how far their ass flies. (not to be confused with minor ass kicking)

As soon as Timmy put his white hood on in Detroit, he received a "major ass kicking".

by WallOGainz April 22, 2017

clam kicking sluts

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag

I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

by clamkickinexpert July 10, 2011

kick lara day

Kick your Lara day if your best friends with her your welcome to pour water over her . This is crucial to do on November 6th and if your name begins l even better

Did you hear it’s national kick Lara day !!

by Kick Lara day November 4, 2020

Kick rocks to hell

A polite way to tell some one to “Eat shit as they die”

I hope you kick rocks to hell for totaling my late uncle’s 65 Chevy.

by Night-stix May 19, 2022