The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022

Sophie J

sophie is hot (and very gay). Sophie has a gf (gf = charlei)

Charlei loves Sophie J because they are hot

by daddyeheiekk August 12, 2021

J&S

J&S is an Irish slang expression from Cork, which means Joint and Sex

Person A: Do you have time tonight?
Person B: No, I do J&S with a girl from tinder tonight.

by Irish_slang December 13, 2021

J masta

A chunky lively fella (or girl) that determines whats funny and what's not. the "J" in the J Masta, stands for joke. So it's really a "Joke Masta" but it doesn't sound as fly. The J Masta makes up all the latest jokes but often ends up embarrassing themselves among their peers. There is 1 J Masta per state, but the one in Washington is most definably the most obese and sliest at making dem jokes.

"Did you here the latest joke made by the J Masta?"

by Spiffytapper April 21, 2008

Briley J.

She is an amazing friend. Everyone wants to be around her. She is always there when you need her. She is SUPER pretty, nice, caring, motherly, funny, silly, etcbzb

If BrileyJ. Can’t Hang Out That Means That She Has So Many Other People Wanting To Hang Out With Her Because She’s So Great. Briley J.

by Jojoj73 August 23, 2019

j-terial

Any material (i.e. situations, pictures, video, thoughts) that will be used for future masturbation

"16 and pregnant" provides the most j-terial of any show.

by metsoa September 18, 2010

J. Poe'd

The act of inserting a turkey baster filled with Pellegrino water up the ass of an unsuspecting girl during intercourse and discharging the baster hopefully causing simultaneous orgasm. For a similar result, see donkey punch.

Yo, dude, I J. Poe'd that girl last night!

by Jesus Ate My Ass June 16, 2010