Pocket LSD

Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.

While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.

Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.

This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds

Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.

by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013

pocket weed

weed that you find in your pocket that you forgot was there

"i thought i was dry but i just found some pocket weed. let's go smoke this shit!"

by smokinmonkeybutts December 5, 2013

snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.

Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.

by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004

Offal Pocket

A woman on her period

Hey Dave, Heard you got your head kicked in Last night!
Apprently your face Looked like a right old Offal pocket!

by Anternee November 4, 2018

Pockets on Creatine

Creatine is a supplement that increases muscle size when working out and therefore this phrase means to have big pockets filled with money.

Rich.

I'm so jacked and even my pockets on creatine.

by Prettyboy swag September 3, 2010

piggy pocketed

catching someone stealing funds from your piggy bank.

I walked into my room only to find my younger brother had piggy pocketed my secret cash stash.

by rbyrd April 9, 2008

Pocket Flounder

A flat, squishy, brownish penis

You see Nick's dick? Straight Pocket Flounder.

by dollaman45 January 7, 2013