A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.
girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.
girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....
girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!
girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....
girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!
by Papidontpreach March 2, 2012
Get the Whiskey Douchemug. by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003
Get the douche wazzlemug. Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011
Get the douche canoemug. by hollylynn January 5, 2009
Get the Douche Fagmug. by anal bomber April 21, 2010
Get the Douche Movemug. A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
by Mattsooee October 10, 2012
Get the Douche Beltmug. A douchebag walking around with a bluetooth head set on. Most likely having a conversation way too loud as he looks at you funny for listening to his phone call.
This guy walked up and starting talking to me. I responded but then he just stared at me and got upset that I was interrupting his call. Turns out he was on his douche-tooth.
by fossybear123 July 31, 2010
Get the douche-toothmug.