Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.

Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame

by Buttergolm May 14, 2016

Cum Comb

A comb used to remove stuck ejaculate from hair when water doesn’t work.

He splashed in my hair and I had to use my cum comb to brush it out.

by Grunty August 16, 2019

Cum Snail

A cum snail is when a female is laying down on her back, and the male pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
then flips the female onto her belly, and slaps her ass making her crawl forwards, leaving behind a white slimy trail similar to snails. but very more messy and visible.

ye bro, watson totally Cum Snailed sam.

by coochie-coo [O] August 1, 2019

One cum

Slang term for a human male. Distinctive from a female because of only being able to cum once in a single sitting.

Example one:
That one cum is a piece of ass.

Example two:
A: 'A man?' Well la di da Mrs French lady.
B: What do you call them?
A: One cum

by simpsonsfan54321 May 7, 2019

nicotine cum

When someone cums in another's mouth and then nicotine is inhaled. The cum and nicotine get swallowed/inhaled at the same time.

dude #1: yo i just straight up nicotine cum in their mouth, it was so hot.
dude #2: whoa that sounds insane.
dude #1 : yea we got super buzzed.

by likyoil March 7, 2021

Cum-Surrender

The act of ejaculating during a sub-conscious, less-preferred, or unwanted fantasy.

“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”

“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”

“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”

“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”

by dborlando August 26, 2018

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009