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Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
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Dick Asshole

Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.
"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"
by aclockwork3 August 28, 2008
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your asshole

You.
Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.
by homes 661 January 8, 2012
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asshole-dent

generally referring to car accidents; or fender benders.

An accident caused by an asshole not paying attention and rearending you.
I was just in an asshole-dent. The guy behind me was texting and driving, and rearended me. He should have been paying attention to the road and not his phone. Stupid asshole!
by Dr. Ater November 10, 2011
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adequate asshole

Ad·e·quate Ass·hol
/ˈadikwit/ /ˈasˌhōl/
- Noun

-The male version of Basic Bitch-

self-centered male who lacks the mental capacity to carry a decent conversation without talking about sports, cars or workout.
Benedict is such an adequate asshole, all he talked about was himself for fifteen minutes.
by Hack my Jack July 8, 2014
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asshole pisser

One who urinates out of their rectum resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans.

Instead of letting someone become an asshole pisser, you should direct them to the pissery.
"Did you see the stain on the back of that guy's jeans?"

"Yeah, He must be an asshole pisser."
by zdad October 23, 2009
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Asshole/Dick

Wow Josh and Ashtyn are real assholes/dicks
Asshole/Dick
by A random dumbass with no life January 16, 2019
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