9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 22, 2006

cloud 9 thousand

Being high as fuck on xtc

Damn that nigga is on cloud 9 thousand

by BlackStarr May 11, 2014

Mq 9 Reaper

An unmanned aerial vehicle (uav) manufactured by general atomics primarily for the usaf.

The drone has gained a lot of attention from the assassination of Quasem Soleimani.

The mq 9 Reaper is a remarkable piece of technology.

by Wolfieboykaden September 4, 2021

April 9, 1999

The day Schlatt ####### ###### all those people. He thought he could silence us, but were still here, we know.

Guy 1: Do you know what Jonathan Schlatt did on April 9, 1999?
Guy 2: he ####### ###### ### ##### ######## civilians

by hullám October 14, 2023

The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed

‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11

by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021

MQ-9 Reaper

Allah's worst dream

يا إلهي، الأمريكي الغبي يطير بآلة القتل MQ-9 Reaper في السماء
Oh my God, the stupid American is flying the MQ-9 Reaper killing machine into the sky

by Oils Lover October 29, 2023