Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".

"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."

by U735 December 11, 2021

the full jimmy carter

When god takes a shit on all your hard work despite doing all the right things.

Bernie Sanders got the full Jimmy Carter in the primaries.

by Jagg1999 July 18, 2016

Jimmy Carter Index

A male's way of describing his horniness in semi-mathematical, yet retrofit, electric feel terms. Usually refers to how likely he is to spot women out in public places and "lust in his heart" after them, a la Jimmy Carter's notorious and groundbreaking interview in Playboy Magazine. Unlike "beer goggles," the Jimmy Carter Index refers to one's tendency to lust after co-workers, media figures, and "random passers by" in a non-inebriated state, during broad daylight.

"Dude, that new prescription for my contacts is really freaking me out cuz I'm seein' tits and ass where they shouldn't even exist--I'm running high on the Jimmy Carter Index!"

by Solanas69 February 24, 2019

jimmy neutron boi

A green ugly burnt French frie also known as scrap trap or scroop troop

Ew look an ugly green French frie
No that’s scroop troop

No it’s jimmy neutron boi

Le gasp

by Fnaf and nods November 14, 2020

Rocketman Jimmie Zara

This is a true God. An amazing man.

HOLY SHIT ITS THE ACTOR FOR ROCKETMAN JIMMIE ZARA

by WaluigiPotato12 February 17, 2019

Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

jimmy-up the mack

A Vandergrift Casino Theatre prank used to make freshman stage crew people go insane trying to find out how to "jimmy-up the mack". Bottom line: the "mack" that needs to be "jimmied-up" does not exist!

Cast member: "Go jimmy-up the mack, Bob"
Bob (first year stage crew): What the heck is a jimmy-up the mack!

Cast member: Just go do it!

Bob: What is it!

Cast member: The show will be ruined if you don't jimmy-up that mack! Now go!

Bob: but!....but!

Cast member: GO!

by Rekced Yrrek December 3, 2006