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i learnt the clarinet at school

"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."
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The charter school east dulwich

If you go to this school you are guaranteed to come out with shit GCSE's and PTSD from all the bullshit you're fed from these unqualified and rude teachers.

People that go to this school often regret it and would rather go to the charter school north dulwich.

Don't waste your time by going here.
Wow! You go to the charter school east dulwich? How do you survive?
by You're A Fat Neek October 12, 2021
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William Floyd High School

William floyd is where people fight on the first day, the teachers care about ur work more than you, and people bring their pet rat to school and let it loose. Oh also people wear shorts with their ass out and no one cares :)
steve: what school u go to?
patricia: i go to william floyd high school. i hate it wbu?
s: oh ur musty
by jerraldthejanitor September 10, 2021
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Belen middle school NM

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St. Francis High School

Coolest school in WNY and usually shits on Canisius, St. Joe’s and any other school that is in western NY. Also some of the best all around rich kids go here as long with regular people not like the Delaware Daisies. Best Football program Varsity and JV (Jimmy “fucking” Scott) went here.
The best school to send your kids to Is St. Francis High School
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St Andrews Secondary School

A school located at the side of a hill in a peaceful neighbourhood, which was the saviour of our ah ma and ah pa when they kena flood long time ago.

Students: they are gay, horny and rowdy. They jokingly make racist and sexist insults at one another, and can be characterised base on the stream they take

High-end express: Materialistic studious students made up of mostly two-faced prefects who look down upon their NA/NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

Low-end express: They are like the high-end express students but they are just dumber and less studious. They very much hate on most of their subject teachers. However they form ties with the NA students but still hate their NT peers. Fights rarely occur here

NA: They are the ones who form connections with all streams and generally the most chillax stream out of the three. Most if not all of them has parental issues. Fights don’t really occur here

NT: Most looked down upon stream by even the teachers. They are quite relaxed and calm with their peers but stubborn and truant towards their teachers. Make up for atleast half the population during detention. Fights occur but is uncommon

“Up and On” really serves no meaning, sounds like just another phrase for ‘popping a boner
Teacher: DON’T TOUCH ME
Student: Eh you watch ur mouth lah
Teacher: YOU TOUCH ME
Student: EH, I’LL END UR LIFE RITE NEOW MAN

Said by an egotistical bitch from St Andrews Secondary School
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West Valley High School

WVHS is a tiny school in a middle-of-nowhere town called Cottonwood. The campus is placed on a farm, and students in the district have appropriately given the school's football field the nickname "The Pasture" due to the rural environment. Farm animals are often seen in the halls and cows can be heard through the classroom windows. The mascot of the school is the Eagle.

WVHS is an ugly, underfunded school. Drugs, bullying, underage pregnancy, and dangerous scandals are common. Recently the school was in the news for the football team's severe hazing of new members that included rape. The school and community reject the arts and other creative pursuits and instead spend all their money on things like football. The selection for electives is severely limited and the ones that are available often require students to physically leave the school. Students of color, LGBTQ+ students, and students who have non-traditional interests are treated poorly and unsupported by much of the staff and administration.

Other features of the school over the years have included the "gum tree" and the "shoe tree." It has also been popular among students to point out that the acronym "WVHS" upside down appears to spell the word "sham," which summarizes the way many students feel about the motivational and positive messages the school artificially promotes.

The only thing that saves this school from being a complete wasteland are the rare staff that truly care and the resilience of the students.
"I went to West Valley High School, but I wish I could have gone to Anderson."
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