would you shag me

Its when you want someone to shag

Shag means fuck them

Would you shag me

Sure

by Not cup man May 4, 2021

One Hundred And Fuck You

When the outside air temperature or heat index (air temp + humidity) gets above 110 degrees Fahrenheit (43 Celsius), you are in "One Hundred And Fuck You" territory. This is Mother Nature's way of telling you that your ancestors were idiots for settling in an area that gets this hot. If you like this weather, you're a lizard person.

Bob: What's the temp outside today?
Ralph: It's One Hundred And Fuck You.
Bob: Oh, geez, better stay indoors today, then.

by Mega135816 July 21, 2025

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021

No you can't

You need to accept that it is not the same. You didn't do it without me. My thing was and is that and what you are doing is not.

Hym "No you can't. You are mentally retarded. I do not need to know how you feel. There is also nothing reciprocal about this. I don't need to have reciprocal relationships. I'm not ever going to change my worldview nor should I have in response to something I would murder your kids over in a heartbeat. It's never going to work and you wouldn't regret doing it if your kids didn't have to die for it. Make the choice or learn your lesson. You're not getting the better of me."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

The Real You

A curated version of self the I (the observer) would be satisfied with.

A retard "That's not the REAL you though."

Hym "✌️✊️✌️✊️The Real You✌️✊️✌️✊️ is actually a weird inter-subjective euphemism. You want 'the real me' align with your internal model of 'ME' AND reflect on YOU positively. But 'The real me' figured out how to make that AI work and is either having it stolen from me OR is about to get credited and paid for it. And 'the real me' was telling the truth about the weaponized schizophrenia and that phenomenon is either going to be covered up OR it's going to be exposed. 'The real me' isn't the problem here. 'THE FAKE YOU' is the problem here."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Annoying

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts

by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021

im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.

edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!

by Teyst April 16, 2024