Baked Potato

The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.

"Dude you should have the fac

Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!

by JimmyT March 13, 2015

Potato picture

When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer

Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture

by Thatwhiteguystereotypical May 26, 2016

Potato Fishing

To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.

"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."

by dzzzzzz October 29, 2011

Potato selfie

Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.

Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend

by Jwmyra July 22, 2016

chicken and potatoes

A way of referring to a man's penis and testicles.

Wife: Honey, I'm making chicken and potatoes for dinner tonight.

Husband: Hot damn!

by ladeeda777 August 7, 2011

Soggy potato

Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.

"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."

by GingerBigotry July 25, 2018

potato queet

The meaty area between your thumb and index finger.

"I was cutting an apple and sliced right into my potato queet. It huts like a SOAB."

by jonderson May 26, 2008