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Mike Portnoy

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.
"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"
by Winderbourne January 23, 2021
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Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021
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Mike Cocks

The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)
Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019
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mike-friendly

Yo bro, is it going to be a rager?
Nah, gonna be mike-friendly.
by Bachelor Dan October 30, 2013
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mike’s rumors

a service passed on by michael kronick that informs everyone about any personal things that have happened in one’s life.
bruh mike’s rumors are never true
by penisbuttaidsass October 6, 2019
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mountain mikes

A disgusting pizza place in NorCal where white people go. Or if you’re forced by an end-of-the-season baseball, soccer, basketball, party.
Drew: What’s your favorite pizza place?
Max: definetely not Mountain Mikes that place is wack- but their arcade games are pretty cool.
by norcalhoe11 January 23, 2018
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mike goodwin

a weird kid that looks like he is Chinese when he smiles
"That kid looks like Mike Goodwin with his squinty eyes!"
by MIKE IS A LOSER April 27, 2014
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