Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.
by ChayneRex August 18, 2018
Get the Russian Pay Phonemug. by Tcwilly June 21, 2020
Get the tin can phonemug. A special phone call made to remember old friends, penfriend, family and other folks.
A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.
A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.
Hope - B: Damn, it's been long time since I heard from my family and friends...
Cash hurt: Man, why don't you just make a reunion phone call to get through em...
Cash hurt: Man, why don't you just make a reunion phone call to get through em...
by M. V Kalum July 3, 2018
Get the Reunion phone callmug. Phone Fiddler (PF) is someone who takes your cell phone without permission and changes the background on it, or resets settings, or adds random phone numbers, then returns it without telling you they have just messed with a part of your personal life.
Weena has a tendency of swiping someone's cell phone and with the camera taking random pictures, making one of them the background, then she adds random telephone numbers, then return the cell phone to where she got it, without telling the owner she is the culprit. It's almost like having someone go through your underwear drawer!! What a PF'er. Otherwise known as Phone Fiddler (PF).
by ZooglingCJ December 24, 2010
Get the Phone Fiddler (PF)mug. When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.
by zestytacolol June 11, 2016
Get the Bed phone numbmug. That infuriating and mysterious battle between two common household objects --- both made of white porcelain --- which causes untold headaches, especially if there's only one person in the house at the time. You know the drill --- the telephone can be "silent" for hours, yet as soon as you plop down on the toilet and are in the middle of a lengthy crap, THAT'S precisely when the 0%!$&#@ phone decides to ring, and so you have to awkwardly jam a tissue-wad up your butt and hold it there while you penguin-strut with your trousers down around your ankles all the way across the living room to grab the receiver with your messy hand, only to either (1) have the caller hang up just as you are lifting the receiver, or (2) have it be just either a telemarketer or a bill-collector who'd dialed the wrong number, anyway, or (3) have the caller be a bored/crybaby/mooching neighbor who had nothing important to say/ask, but just called to shoot the breeze, whine about his miserable life (which he could easily improve if he'd just start being more responsible/diligent), or ask for a ride, assistance with some ordinary task that he really could accomplish himself, or the loan of money/a vehicle/tools. So you'll have totally wasted your time/effort --- not to mention half a bottle of Lysol to disinfect the phone afterwards --- to answer the phone that time, when the call turned out to be non-urgent and so you could have just let the answering machine take it.
Judge: Next case --- throne vs. phone. Phone, you are hereby accused of intentionally waiting to ring until your owner goes to take a dump. How do you plead?
Phone: Guilty as charged, Your Honor, but I can't really help it... I am unable to ring if there is nobody calling, and if there is a ring-signal sent through the telephone wires, I have to ring whether I want to or not. I don't like to bother my owner anymore than he does; I'm just doing what I was designed to do; it's the inconsiderate callers who should be the real defendants here.
Judge: Good point --- case dismissed.
Phone: Guilty as charged, Your Honor, but I can't really help it... I am unable to ring if there is nobody calling, and if there is a ring-signal sent through the telephone wires, I have to ring whether I want to or not. I don't like to bother my owner anymore than he does; I'm just doing what I was designed to do; it's the inconsiderate callers who should be the real defendants here.
Judge: Good point --- case dismissed.
by QuacksO November 2, 2016
Get the throne vs. phonemug. when some1 intterupts you when your on the phone, to ask, who it is you are talking to...greatly upseting you.
kg:(on the phone) "so i was saying to her.....
(interuption) sticky: "HEY WHO IS THAT??!!)
kg: (on the phone) gd!!!!....sry there was a interr-phone-tion
(interuption) sticky: "HEY WHO IS THAT??!!)
kg: (on the phone) gd!!!!....sry there was a interr-phone-tion
by KEGmurder December 11, 2010
Get the interr-phone-tionmug.