Horny hippo

a weird fat chick with big teeth and is probably a bit trashy, who isn't getting laid

Shit man Brooke won't stop being a Horny hippo today

by midget pony 69 January 31, 2021

Horny

You.

You are horny right now.

by zephyyy June 10, 2023

Horny

The feelings your boyfriend makes you feel when he sends you a picture of his erected dick... then comes and fucks you.

Boyfriend: hey babe are you horny
You: not yet
Boyfriend: I am horny
(Boyfriend sends you a dic-pic)
You: now I am horny
(You sends a nude pic)
Boyfriend: my dick is erected for you sexy
You: so come get my pussy
Boyfriend: give me 5 minuets and I will be there

by Chicken_Tenders_r_d_bomb! July 2, 2022

Horny

when you see your crush/significant other

1:Dude I just saw my crush damn they make me horny

2:Dude my girlfriend/boyfriend makes me so horny

by Ihatecocks94 October 16, 2021

horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

horny

when you want to have fun.

They went to the bedroom, and started to make out Brad started to undo Alexa's blouse, so she ripped off his shirt, and they both took off each other's pants, they started to dry fuck each other while kissing hard. Brad wanted more so he took of her bra and started to suck and bit her tits, Alexa was moaning very loudly, and Brad took of her underwear, and slid down to her pussy. He put her leg on his shoulder as he licked and sucked her clit, Alexa was moaning and yelling "Fuck me, Fuck me hard, FUCK ME HARDER" Brad pushed Alexa onto the bed, he got on top of her and took of his boxers revealing is 9' rock hard dick, and started to make his to her cunt, and rubbed her clit, and licked, and sucked, and rubbed again she cummed everywhere, he came back up, and Alexa felt even more horny, she flipped him over bit his nipples and started to lick and suck his cock, he moaned as he cummed everywhere, she came back up and whispered in his ear "You want to fuck me? then slide that into me, hard and deep" , Brad grabbed her hips and flipped her, Alexa started to moan again as he slid his penis into her cunt and hit her clit, with every thrust her chest bounced and she yelled, " Slide it in! Fast! Hard! Deep!" and he shoved it in and hit her G-spot, "Uhhhh, yes". Brad came to face level and looked her in the eye, they were both panting, covered in cum, they fucked each other so hard that night, and orgasm 5 times, they finally fell asleep, with Brad's dick all they way into her vagina.

by DANGMF June 26, 2022

Horni

Empress of light

Ayo EoL horni fr fr

by Shat-o-Jeff March 9, 2023