Muddy Taco

Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.

White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"

White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"

by thatniggakidkenny September 30, 2014

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taco test

A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.

"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."

by g-triangle September 9, 2014

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taco troll

The nasty troll that only appears in a woman's vagina during her menstrual period when in the process of having sex.

watch out i hear hillary's taco troll is back!

by JackT Daniels August 2, 2010

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Glossy taco

1. A glossy top coat for nail artists (Simply Nailogical's definition of a glossy top coat)

Now we're gonna add a glossy taco cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.

by Bloom306 July 30, 2017

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glossy taco

A top coat for your nails after a h💿L💿 Manicure.

Also the same as a quick dry glossy taco for when you put nail vinyls on next

Term from: Simplynaillogical or CRISTINE

After you've finished your h💿L💿 Manicure you put on a glossy taco

by H💿L💿 GODS July 30, 2017

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