An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.
So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.
by Finbarre June 12, 2021
Get the Alaska Christmas Treemug. by mronesuit August 12, 2009
Get the barking tree spidersmug. shelby is a tree puncher. ..
by pigay April 11, 2011
Get the tree puncher.mug. the best show in the entire world. you should watch it. it airs wednesdays on the WB at 8. watch ittt.
chad michael murray = hot sex.
chad michael murray = hot sex.
At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, that war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one. – OTH
"I thought I knew you. But I guess it’s easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me, but you don’t, and that means you don’t know what I can do. You see me as someone who is popular and has all the answers. That’s not true. I may not always know what I am doing, but I’ll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it we all do, I promise I’ll ask for your help. I can’t do this alone, but if you’ll take a chance on me, we can do great things together." - One Tree Hill
"I thought I knew you. But I guess it’s easier to see what we want than to look for the truth. You think you know me, but you don’t, and that means you don’t know what I can do. You see me as someone who is popular and has all the answers. That’s not true. I may not always know what I am doing, but I’ll try to make things better. And when I make a mistake, because face it we all do, I promise I’ll ask for your help. I can’t do this alone, but if you’ll take a chance on me, we can do great things together." - One Tree Hill
by EiLEEN_! April 12, 2006
Get the ONE TREE HILLmug. It’s a nicer way of saying “go fuck yourself”. Kinda of like I don’t need your anger, realease it on a tree.
by madcat00 June 1, 2018
Get the Go hug a treemug. by Anonymous October 15, 2003
Get the Christmas-Tree Dickmug. The full phrase is 'If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?'.
It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.
It symbolizes the ineffectiveness of unheard opinions/thoughts.
Ah, cripes- I can't think of one.
by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005
Get the If a Tree Falls in the Forest...mug.