purple haze

Abita Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat brew beer that tastes like soda. The alcohol can barely if at all be tasted and has about the same alcohol content as your average beer. Most likely named after the weed by the same name. A six pack runs for about $7.50 so it is definitely not a cheap drunk.

I'm sick of drinking this nasty, cheap beer, lets pick up some delicious purple haze instead.

by Steve Rotella January 19, 2008

purple neckasaurus

a noun for the one thing a person requests from a list of items that is unavailable or unaccessible

Waitress: We have vanilla ice cream, strawberry shortcake, and chocolate brownies.

Tom: But you don't have any coconut ice cream??

James: Gosh! She would of said coconut ice cream if there WAS coconut ice cream!! What a purple neckasaurus

by 2323happens June 13, 2009

Purple rain

Another name for Fentanyl-street term used in the MIDWEST.

Do you have that purple rain?

by Cobra_snake June 27, 2017

mellow purple

(1)Mellow yellow but purple
(2)A more suttle purple like a I'm sittin on the couch admiring my purple walls as I watch the cat take a shit right in front of me type of purple.

I just shit in my Barney the Dinosaur costume Fred, it’s no longer just purple it’s more of a mellow purple.

by Mr. Wordy Mann November 16, 2018

Purple VK

A term used for Oral behind the bar, bj or the equivalent.

“She was so horny she gave me a purple vk”

“Don’t suppose I could have one of those purple vks you have in the back ;)”

by Choplord October 17, 2021

purple suit

some weirdo from egypt who thinks america is better than britain and walks around in a purple suit attracting all the men when in reality they only go near him to see if his armpits really do smell like chicken as the legends state.

“did you see purple suit today? his armpits really do smell like chicken aaaa”

by laqueeshajoe999 January 20, 2021

Purple Sumbrero

Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.

Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!

by corolla4321 September 21, 2014