Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
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Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
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Get the Land-locked club mug.Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands
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Get the Lock in mug.the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.
yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome
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Malok- Hes on locks since he done that home invasion by his mum
Malok- Hes on locks since he done that home invasion by his mum
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Get the Locks mug.A butt locker is a thing a person can do to another person, for their own personal reasons. Butt locks often happen in changing rooms of any gender, as it requires 3+ people to do it, and can only happen when all have a bare butt out.
If you wanna do a butt lock you need gorilla glue, and a person not aware of the situation outside the room.
You just simply put gorilla glue on your butt together with another person, then you wait until it's completely hardened.
After you have done all this you call the unaware person and ask for help, and watch them break down when they realize what you did.
If you wanna do a butt lock you need gorilla glue, and a person not aware of the situation outside the room.
You just simply put gorilla glue on your butt together with another person, then you wait until it's completely hardened.
After you have done all this you call the unaware person and ask for help, and watch them break down when they realize what you did.
Jennifer butt locked Sarah again, this time in her own bathroom, and without any other people around :)
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