Chance Brown

trash at every video game and the biggest simp ever

your the chance brown of fortnite

or you just chanced that girl

by GOON TOONZ April 27, 2020

osmosis brown

My girlfriend's dogs friggin name

Osmosis brown stop shitting on the floor

by Tater Hoss January 13, 2017

Brown Pow

Brown pow is a term commonly used by mountain bikers, dirt bikers etc to describe the awesome riding conditions after a good rain. Rain in the summer or fall is to a mountain biker or dirt biker what fresh snow is to a snowboarder, skier or snowmobiler. Fresh snow makes a good powder day. Rain gives us "brown pow".

Now go send it!

It's raining! Gonna be some brown pow tomorrow! Who wants to go ride?

by KMS831 July 30, 2019

Brown Brutus

A massive turd so big and girthy it feels like your getting stabbed in the ass as it passes.

Caesar said he had to go to the ER for a couple of stiches after passing a brown brutus.

I just passed a brown brutus and it felt like it was coming out sideways.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Brown Bubbler

When someone inserts booze into their asshole and another person licks up the shot as he or she farts.

You wanna do a brown bubbler?

by Candy Thomson February 14, 2015

Brown veil

A phenomenon that occurs when an individuals butt crack hairs are welded together by flecks of poo, forcing one to “break and entry” before entering.

Tried to take the dirt road last night but she had a wicked brown veil

by The blood thirsty gynecologist September 20, 2019

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011