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blow pop

the act of getting a blow job while eating a pop sickle.
The man thought the blow pop he received from his wife the other day was both delicious and satisfying.
by raamazing June 26, 2009
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Blow it up

1. A term often used by preppy teen girls who think they are "different" when they say it.

2. A stupid phrase that never should have been invented.

3. A myspace term to describe an inflow of texts.
1. Ashley on myspace, "GETTiNG OfF HURR&; BlOW iT UP?"

Me, "Blow it up?"

2. Girl in airport, "Oh I'll here from him in a minute. My phone is about to blow up."
by iKillzombies August 26, 2009
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aldi blow

A blowjob from a cute German girl.
Justin gettin some of that Aldi blow in back of the supermarket.
by B-Radical6969 January 23, 2021
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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something
Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!
by Beethovena May 5, 2020
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blow-hoosters

Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!
by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009
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blowed up

How you feel when you get too crossfaded, to the point where all you want to do is sleep, have sex, or eat.
Dude, I got so blowed up last night, that I ended up eating 3 granola bars and passing out at six...
by tegarrison September 13, 2018
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blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them
Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye
by Warm_milk April 20, 2016
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