Cum gut

When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum

Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?

Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!

by Sweet T nasty January 12, 2021

Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.

Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.

by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019

Cum Chuckles

When one has uncontrollable giggling or chuckling after having an orgasm. Similar to the giggles one gets after smoking good cannabis.

"Damn. What are you even giggling about? Do you have the Cum Chuckles or something?"

by HA_13 May 28, 2014

Cum Twinkle

A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.

“Now listen here you little cum twinkle”

by Gaybuttsex September 24, 2020

cum cavern

The arch of the back when you fucking from behind. Perfect to pull out and jizz into.

"So I was fucking this girl and she had the perfect cum cavern"
"Did you cum?"
"Hell yeah!"

by cumcavern1 March 13, 2017

Cum talk

Meaningless words of affection spoken just after a man cums.

She didn't realize that his "I love you" was just cum talk.

by That'sStupid July 18, 2015

Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022