Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Swing you round

Generalised threat of physical violence used colloquially in North West area of the UK

If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to swing you round

by Paradroid January 4, 2014

You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

You Trolled Me At The Barbeque

The thing Jake says

Person 1: "Yo Jake, could you lend me five dollars?"
Jake: "No. You trolled me at the barbeque."

by andgew December 6, 2021

Fuck You

Used for when teachers are spying on you through their new internet software and think it's okay.

Student 1:"Oh damn the teachers are spying on us." Student 2: "Fuck you teachers!"

by That Guy from Alabama July 18, 2023

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

phony like you

What a homosexual says to another homosexual in a public bathroom when one of them wants to drink cum.

One homosexual sitting in a stall looking for a dick to suck hears somebody sit down in the next stall. He writes on a piece of toilet paper phony like you the other guy writes "yes" and oral pleasure occurs when the first guy enters the stall next to his.

by Gopos cellmate November 22, 2013