I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

Turkish Thank You

When you're fucking a girl from behind and are about to cum, you pull out and put the tip of your penis on her butthole to finish; some of the ejaculate should run down to her pussy and down her legs

After Charlotte cooked me a particularly good dinner, we had sex and I decided to give her a Turkish Thank You. Her rosebud and lips looked like a lake with a cum waterfall.

by bobojo June 10, 2024

what brings you to the streets of china town

Something that 2 people say to take the piss out of will

What brings you to the streets of china town

Dogs I can smell them

by Not Ellis or tom June 16, 2018

fuck you

rando; fuck you

you; no u *pulls out reverse card*

rando; oh-

*they fuck*

I told my teacher fuck you

by the mustard bottle February 1, 2022

uhm! excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸

A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when they’re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. It’s typically used to express admiration for someone’s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone

Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!💖💖🌸"

by abc902332 February 27, 2025

you forget the fact

the same line that a person uses over and over and over and over again which pisses off his gf

you forget the fact that i love you

by Apollyx June 27, 2023

malp you

'May I help you?" in a more convenient form. Particularly useful for bartenders, waitstaff, and others in the service industry.

"Malp you?"
"Whiskey on the rocks, please."

by Smashleighs November 11, 2013