you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

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Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff

Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?

by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023

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You

Thank you…
For being there…
The love…
I felt…

Doubts…
I sometimes I do..
I think you do too…
But you know what I will say…

Believe…
In what you can not see..
The love from me..
Will always be…

YOU are my one!!!
Always and forever!!!

by a dream and 💔 January 25, 2024

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Bum You

A term to completely DESTROY someone in a roast battle. *CAUTION* this weird may kill the opponent in the battle so use carefully

Jack: hey, Bum You Henry! Henry: *passes out*

by Some_guy1132 September 18, 2020

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Hurt a jew, we sue you

Well that's not stereotypical, like... At all, is it? I mean, this fucking guy looks like Toji's worm from Jujutsu Kaisen. He about to spit out a 3-stick nunchuck so Ben Shapiro can fight the woke spirits over here.

Toji's Worm "OoOoOo Ghefoigal! If you hurt a jew, we sue you! Plegh!" 😗🗡

Hym "So, what, they pass an Anti-Semitism act so the jews can bankrupt people for not liking jews? Ridiculous. Ridiculous and unconstitutional. Throw em out! Throw out all of the cases this guy brings. You can't let this lasagna engage in lawfare against private citizens in the name of 'preventing another Oct 7th.' Out! Get that shit out of my country. You need to take that shit back to GEappliances."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024

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