Bitch

A woman who is a live-in girlfriend, does not pay any bills and always lets you pay the tab, even though she makes more money than you because she has a Masters in Education. Then proceeds to go on a weekend getaway with her girlfriends to Las Vegas for a spartan run, but also omits any details to her boyfriend about getting dolled up and attending male nude shows, clubs, and party buses. While she’s away, her expectation is for her boyfriend to stay home and watch her dog and three cats, even though she didn’t ask him to do so. She will also continue to monitor him with her phone through a home security system, interrogate him at what times he opens the doors in his own house and will always guilt trip him when he tries to see friends or family because he’s not giving her all of his attention.

Nothing will ever be good enough for her, and she will always cry to get what she wants. Did I forget to mention that she also cheated on him while he was away on his military deployment?

Nichole-“Do you seriously know all of these women on your Facebook? It really bothers me that you added them”.

Charles-“Bitch, at least I’m not out there hooking up with co-workers or random people in Vegas!”

by Chazz Jones April 19, 2018

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Bean Boppin' Bitch

A bean boppin' bitch is a Latino woman who is employed as a personal chef in someone's home (typically preparing meals involving beans); however, on the side, she enjoys engaging in sexual activities with her employers or other people in the house.

"Dude, my bean boppin' bitch gave me a blow job under the table right after she served my family the meal... it was great head along with great food."

by bandzamakeherdance69 May 31, 2014

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