Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

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Gnocch-out

The feeling after having eaten a lot of / too much Gnocchi.

"Hey Dad, can you drive me to school?"
"Sorry Son, I'm suffering from an acute Gnocch-out. Ask your mom."
"She's dead, dad."
"Oh."

by Fartasticus December 9, 2019

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Ask your crush out day

August 20th = ask your crush out day!

John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?

Emily: Oh yes!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021

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In and out up and down

sex with extra steps

oh daddy i want you to fuck me in and out up and down so hard

by idklife_orsum June 15, 2021

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Bang out

A person who sits at home playing a single game for hours and doesn't go outside.

Is also said to someone who is amazingly good at a video game, and never plays anything else.

Daniel is such a bang out at call of duty!

I can't stop being a bang out at this.

by RoadmanTranslations July 20, 2017

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