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Moon river

I was at the doctors when he asked me to bend over. He then inserted his finger into my anus. It took me by surprise leaving me wanting to find something to say. Suddenly, moon river sprang to mind so I sang it.
by Dentaljohn January 18, 2017
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every blue moon

Something happening not very often; every once in a while; very rarely.
by Apples from alex December 16, 2020
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Sweaty moon shot

When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing
by Big dick pat July 28, 2014
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Full moon massacre

When 7 guys masturbate in a circle on a full moon on a female having her period and when they finish on her face, she eats all of their penises
My first full moon massacre was quite the experience
by Full moon massacre September 23, 2014
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frozen moon boots

When a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. After he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls ass hole.
Friend: "dude i frozen moon boots ur mom last night."
Other friend: "WTF!?!"
by Frogger LaCorte November 27, 2007
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full moon pass

When someone be acting like a damn lunatic freaking out on you, out of their mind bat shit crazy during a full moon
When you forgive them you give them a full moon pass
My girl was flipping out on me last night, I was about to leave her ass, but decided to give her a full moon pass,
by Clvgrl78 April 4, 2015
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