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Cock Goblin

A nocturnal superhero who gobbles cock to stop crime. By day Garbo, By night Cock Goblin!
it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Cock Goblin!
by Bobo_sundubu May 19, 2013
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cock diesel

A human entity that is extremely muscular and ripped out of control. So ripped in fact, that they cannot even turn around to wipe their own ass.
"Damn!" Look at that mafucka cross da street, that mafucka COCK DIESEL!"
by Tom Cluff December 14, 2003
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cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !
girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!
by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021
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cock-in-the-mouth

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".
Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.
by joebohobitz April 17, 2011
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cock-a-maimy

used to describe anything which has qualities of stupidity, childishness, and general foolhardyness.
I was told that all roosters can play the lute and sing, and wear puffy breeches. this turned out to be a cock-a-maimy fact.
by intro.infinity March 27, 2009
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Sisi's Cock

The largest biological structure known to man, a unknown bio source detected by NASA, during the hubble telescopes routine orbit, measured at being 100 billion times the size of the solar systems sun, emitting unknown cloudy white substances from one of its ends. It was detected to by Scott Robert Sun, who was original mission was to use the telescopes higg power electro magnetic fielding scope to find his father, but had accidentally discovered the biomass instead... some 20 parsers away from the solar systems circumcenter.
Hogo: yo did u hear about the new mega large dildo being sold at the homebush boys canteen?

Totus: No but I want to buy it... is it as big as Sisi's cock? I dont use anything smaller than that...
by gawkgawkdoubletwist December 29, 2021
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Kettle cock

I woke up with kettle cock, so i hung myself from the door handle.
by leukaemia is funny November 11, 2019
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