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Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife

Does she need another break? Cuz my libido has been in overdrive that past couple of days.
Hym "So I'm laying in bed... Naked... Thinking about Piers Morgan's FILTHY cheating slut wife.... A break!? Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! Aha!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2025
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Wife Beater's Toe

Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.
Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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wife of bellatrix

“Wow, Lily is the wife of Bellatrix? So lucky.”
by bellatrix blacks wife May 30, 2021
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Dictator's wife

A person who has gained privileges in exchange for their natural liberties.
Mary became a dictator's wife for the lavish lifestyle, but now she can't speak freely or be executed.
by invictusuncensored December 26, 2022
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Wife Dongle

When a Male is married to a Female and he uses the term "wife dongle" To display a large sense of being a sexist
by Handle_Smandle September 19, 2019
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