Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.

I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.

by Das_Auto April 16, 2011

taco drip

Excessive vaginal secretions.

"Sarah had some serious taco drip last night. It looked like someone blew their nose down there."

by xcharlie May 24, 2014

ripped taco

when bruce takes a giant shit

Me: Aww man, Bruce just ripped taco on the floor!

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

taco bell

taco bell is heaven

We are going to Taco Bell. "(angels singing)"

by aqzwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p; January 14, 2019

Taco Sling

Extremely small and tight bottoms that barely contain a woman's taco.

Nothing is left to the imagination. and the girl's OK with that.

The woman's equivalent of the banana sling.

Examples: short shorts, bikini bottoms, etc.

You'd think Karen would know better than to wear that Taco Sling to the party!

by fergie_cali July 8, 2010

Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.

I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.

by Esophageal feces May 8, 2010

Taco Blocking

The female version of cock blocking. When a chick is hitting on a dude and then another chick steps in and takes over thus knocking the first chick out of the game.

I was totally trying to hook up with this dude at the club, then big ass Beatrice saw him, came over and was totally taco blocking me!

by C.E. Nyswanger June 6, 2015