fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

by Durgenbold October 11, 2014

Ghost Panting

The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).

I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

Schwasty pants

When someone is "super" wasted.

Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.

by Sheriff Law June 30, 2012

lad pants

tall boys who wear skinny light grey joggers to flex their body parts

hey did you see jon wearing those lad pants yesterday, I could see EVERYTHING!

by ladpantshater October 10, 2019

surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.

I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.

by Jab<3 August 5, 2023

hag pants

Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material

Friend one "those are some rad pants man"

Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"

by Skylar Jones September 17, 2013

francy pants

A charming Frenchman obsessed with the British man with caterpillar eyebrows.

A wild francy pants has appeared! Bring him to the Eiffel Tower and feed him some crossiants.

by Officer Hopps August 20, 2017