Eat dirt bitch

What to say when someone is annoying the hell out of you. Said in a very calm, almost cheery voice.

Girl: Hey!

Guy: Eat dirt bitch...

by Sireane August 26, 2016

eat my tits

Phrase Borat shouts at people from the window of his car when he does not approve of them. Often accompanied afterword with the word bitch.

Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.

by Asweetin' August 10, 2008

Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

eat a bag

Used as an expression of disbelief.

"Did I ever tell you that Aaron went on a date with Pamela Anderson?"

"What?! Eat a bag dude."

by MunkTurd August 30, 2005

i eat ass

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires

"i'll eat your ass"
"i eat ass bitch"

by Juice gucci mane vert May 23, 2016

eat her out

to affectionately lick a females vagina causing her to experience extreme satisfaction. If you perform this action properly, she may experience an orgasm.

I'm gonna eat her out so good and hard before we fuck.! She gon' be like, " Damn daddy, my pussy feel so great right now, lemme suck yo dick, Daddy!"

by yomommanikka January 26, 2014

Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.

John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

by cows float all the time October 25, 2008