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Douche-Fag

1)A person who is obnoxious, extremely annoying, inconsiderate and is also a brainless utter waste of oxygen with an existence more pathetic than that of a fruit fly.

2)A really Douchy Fag.
Douche-fag:hitler was a very nice person who should be respected.

Kid:Douche-fag...

ex.George W Bush
by Darcs January 26, 2010
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Douche Coupe

Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.

Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"
Glenn Beck is a raging V-12 douche coupe.
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
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Douche Moccasins

Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.

Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:

$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.

ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.

Gators, worn for any reason
by Bobotron March 24, 2010
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Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.
person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!
by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010
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douche whistle

someone who is a loud talking douchebag.
loudmouth.
Wow that Steve Taylor is a real douche whistle!
by The Real Kobra Kommander December 16, 2008
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Douche Groupie

1.A girl who often exhibits overtly female douche-y tendencies thus leading them to sleep with douchebags.

2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.
Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.
by skudrudder August 16, 2009
mugGet the Douche Groupiemug.

douche-amania

when you are put in situations where you are surrounded my complete and total douchebags.
omg guise this place is total douche-amania. let's get the fuck outta here.
douche douchebag
by neverbebg April 1, 2010
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