When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.
Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.
by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009
Get the Man Touchmug. When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.
Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
by scher&air February 4, 2012
Get the Man Readingmug. An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.
Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.
by Baltooo March 10, 2019
Get the Paranoia Manmug. A graduate of the prestigious Milford Academy, where children are expected to be neither seen nor heard. This type of man tends to sneak through life in the same manner, being neither seen nor heard.
by jumpandyell October 3, 2008
Get the Milford manmug. A strong and extremely complicated positive emotion that a straight male feels towards another male. It is by no means homosexual, although it could possibly involve some degree of sexual attraction. This is not the type of sexual attraction that one would actually pursue; it is merely a complex sort of desire out of "fantasy" that is driven by jealousy and/or great admiration.
A 'man crush' can basically be described as not a homosexual lust, but a human lust.
A 'man crush' can basically be described as not a homosexual lust, but a human lust.
You know that one football player who's a senior with the perfect skin, the perfect smile, the dark short hair, the soothing voice, the easygoing and fun attitude, and the perfectly tan and fit and muscular body that has all the girls on campus going crazy? I mean, c'mon, what guy DOESN'T have a man crush on him? He's perfect... It's so unfair... LOL
by D S November 12, 2007
Get the man crushmug. A man with abnormally large breasts.
by Ryan M. June 12, 2003
Get the man tittiesmug. The right guy to do the job & get it done right! Hard worker and faithful. Always on time and mindful of others. Respects the opinion of others, even though he may night agree with them. Focused, but a day dreamer, as he always wants to better himself and the work he does for others. Willing to bear all the elements, but never lose his dignity. If you need to count on somone, it's G-Man!
by Sambiase October 28, 2010
Get the G-Manmug.