Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

Cum funk

Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.

Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.

by Dr. Orgazmo February 19, 2010

cum speedrun

A cum speedrun is a speedrun where the speedrunner has to cum on every free porn website there is in the internet (xhamster, pornhub, xvideos, and so go on). This mean that after every cum you have to go on other website and keep going cum without any rest until you finish going into all porn websites.

Guy 1: Barry just said he did a cum speedrun.
Guy 2: he's Dry Balls Barry now.

by dumbballs69 November 23, 2021

Cum Countdown

Cumming right as the clock hits midnight (12:00) on New Years Eve.

I did a Cum Countdown to start 2023!

by Rionox December 31, 2022

Cluster Cum

When three or more people having sex cum at the same time. it counts even if there are multiple groups. For example, at an orgy.

Everybody cluster cumed at the orgy last night.

by DirtyB&stardMr.B August 7, 2018

cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.

Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor

by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016

Cum Grunt

The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.

ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.

by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018