v unot

a person who drives like an asshole, hits on underage hoes that dont vibe him, soops up his car like a wop, and punches walls when he realizes that the hoes he vibes dont vibe him at all and vibe others enough to give up the poon to someone other than him, a person who thinks that he is cool and that people like him, but in reality he is laughed at and talked about behind his back...

basically someone that thinks hes pimp but actually sucks the d

there is a boy in montreal, canada who has those tendencies
they call him vunot but he is also know as oscar the grouch

hey who the hell ripped up my street at four in the morning bumping beats just looking for people to be friends with?

definitely a v unot

you think the real v unot?

for sure. there is mainly really only one

by chelseacohen June 24, 2008

quality v. quantity

deciding whether to pursue a hot piece of ass that might cost you some effort, or taking the first mangy-ass smelly bitch that stumbles across your path

This woman is really quite attractive and respectable, but since I'm such an unabashed man-whore I'll take the mole-ridden skank with a screamin' case of cock rot.

by collegesucks2001 December 8, 2003

college v-card

The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.

Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?

Monroe....No what happened?

Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!

Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!

by Gucci Crooks September 1, 2009

Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

by The Char November 25, 2003

ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.

eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v

by yellownotebookshauntmenow January 10, 2021

national ":v" day

Today is the day to celebrate Indonesia's national ":v" day. ":v" is an emoji frequently used by those so called "memer." But now the majority of people hates that stupid emoji.

Tricia: "Hello :v"
Steve: "Hi :v, do you know that today is Indonesia's national ":v" day? :v"
Tricia: "I didn't know earlier :v"

by The-Devil October 3, 2020

h/p/a/v

adj.
/eych-pav/

A minification of terms popular on internet and bulletin board systems (BBS) throughout the 80s and 90s denoting that the sysop hosted hack/phreak/anarchy/virus content on their server.

"Rusty n Eddies was one of the most popular h/p/a/v sites in the world until the Wire Fraud Act of 1996 was passed and the following Hacker Crackdown resulted in its closure."

by NOSliwes November 21, 2009