May 1

National tell your crush you like them, or hold their hand and say “I love you” then run away day!

May 1st, Tell your crush you like them, or go up to them and hold their hand and tell them you love them.

by kgoat April 21, 2022

1% battery

where your device/computer is dying

hi i have 1% battery left k bye now

by stupid hybrid demon wolf thing June 20, 2021

May 1

if you are born on may 1st your the kindest, smartest, sometimes a little dumb, person.

Look Addison was born on may 1st. she must me really kind!

by ♉️ November 21, 2020

January 1

dumbest bitch boy in the world

yeah, he’s so weird cuz he was born January 1st

by sllutllux October 16, 2019

1 and 2

The most destructive phase ever spoken, believed to be created by a group of youths during a game of coins way back in 2007, “1 and 2” has recently been discovered by Ukrainian militants and intelligence informs us that they are planning to use it at the Beijing 2008 Olympics to cause a mass state of chaos and havoc.

game of coins
Ringo: Ahhh ya missed
Clair: No pointing with your elbow! 2 shots!
Jason: Ahhh Rimmmmmaaaaaa ave anota shot
Jarrad: Rim this ya gay!
Tomo: ay got im, your out piss off!
Pete: 1 and 2

mass destruction, broken tv cabinet, flipped table, buckets everywhere

by J-Truck April 15, 2008

1:15

Shut the FUCK up.

Fred: Dude, I'm so sorry for sleeping with your girlfriend.
Tom: 1:15 Dude. 1:15.

by GlueStick101 May 29, 2009

1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004