man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011

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Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"

by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021

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When you want to go out with a stranger for the first time but you are scared he could be a murderer so you bring your girlfriend and ask the guy to bring a guy for her so the chances of being killed lower

“Hey do you wanna go on a two man Saturday I’m scared to meet this man”

by Gossipgirl2005 March 28, 2025

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Tall man

When you don’t know what to say to insult someone so you say they’re a tall man

Jaden ummm your a tall man

by Gingery man unit December 31, 2020

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Eater Man

Ah man who does Rell suck box.( Eat pussy), he rather suck ah cunt that bull.

Dawg uk malique? He issa eater man inno, Boy does suck everybody cunt Bai.

by Bossiana August 25, 2019

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Man up and Go Vols

To imbibe alcohol through your anus.

"Hey, Ted, wanna Man up and Go Vols tonight and get sloppy?"

"Nah, sorry, Matt, I saw that pathetic press conference - I'd prefer to keep my dignity."

by JEERTR January 7, 2013

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