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whale

a whale is user kalishabestie. all her posts flop and sheโ€™s really mean. the whale had an uglee umbrella academy header ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
person 1: omg have you seen the whale?
person 2: oh yeah kalishabestie on twitter !!
by lunchboxdates September 27, 2020
mugGet the whalemug.

Whale

Whales are robots created by the government to eat political dissidents.
I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".
by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021
mugGet the Whalemug.

Whale

You...
Wow you're such a whale...
mugGet the Whalemug.

slamming whale

Byron was slamming whale last night after his sushi date.
by Gavery March 18, 2014
mugGet the slamming whalemug.

Whale

A very fat woman usually accustomed to principles. They easily respond to mating calls especially if you say "doiki doiki". They hate children and adults alike and are very loud both under and above water. They also love child abuse being one of their greatest achievements.
Oi, look at that whale in its natural habitat. oh man is it fat, wait why is it coming here "Fuck off whale" shit shit shit now I have detention.
by SDBS March 17, 2019
mugGet the Whalemug.

whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.
Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024
mugGet the whale meatmug.

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