Porn Sex

what happens when emotional considerations are completely separated from acts of human sexuality

Porn sex isn't about making love since emotions don't enter into the act.

by rr6013 October 1, 2010

Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn

I said Good Porning to mi wife

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Pocket Porn

Porn or Nude photos stored to your mobile device

You would not believe all the pocket porn Alissa has!

by hushhushtech December 9, 2013

pen porn

Gratuitous photos of fountain pens, gel pens, rollerball pens and ballpoint pens posted online simply for the gratification of collectors and pen fanatics.

Did you see that bunch of vintage Sheaffers on that guy's site?

Hell yeah, it was total pen porn.

by Penthusiast April 9, 2012

porn toaster

A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.

Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?

Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.

by frustratedIT December 6, 2013

Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".

Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.

by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

Pixelated Porn

Sex scenes or overly sexualised content in a video game.

A: Dude I thought you were playing a computer game what's that you're watching?
B: I am, this is Tomb Raider, this is pixelated porn

by LoisL February 6, 2010