Pri-or-titties

These things are obviously more important than others. Some of these are too big to ignore, while you can act as if others dont exist.

Get your pri-or-titties in order.

by Stay Realist March 2, 2021

Titty-gut

When your titties are adjacent to your belt line.

That girl’s jeans look super cute with her titty-gut!

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022

attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021

titty sad

When you don't get to go to the strip club you want to.

Godammit... let's do Sassy's! Not Mary's! Now I'm effing titty sad!

by Pedropolis February 28, 2017

Titty Nutt

The substance that comes out of the womans' nipple often wrongly referred to as "milk".

Mummy? can you shoot some titty nutt into my mouth please?

Daddy? can I have a glass of your titty nutt please?

Granny? can I attempt to suck some titty nutt please?

by Albozombie June 11, 2018

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

PIGGY-FOR-TITTY

When the sound of a pig’s snort is made by a person when he/she sees a naked breast

(E.g. I lifted up my shirt and he turned into a Piggy-For-Titty)

by Megsconlan May 11, 2020