Noodle Sucker

A person who is attracted to ones physical appearance

Those girls are noodle suckers

by dreethepotato June 12, 2022

Back Noodling

When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.

Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.

by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021

Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.

Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight

by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019

Noodling

The sexual act of sticking something from your body in a whore that may or may not smell fishy

Man I was down at the mud bog and Courtney was looking good so I went noodling.

by Mark fuck a berg March 24, 2019

Swanky noodle

A wild eve that’s feeling like she’s gonna become a swanky noodle, in her wrong habitat, is when you about to get that good pun pun init and you realise you left your noodles at the gaff.

Mans not got that good good fam, give man that swanky noodle and he won’t chase eve no more fam

by Swankashon noodler November 29, 2017

Noodle Wench

Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.

“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”

by SoggyNoodle69 June 4, 2023

poop noodle

one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole

after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle

by whamwww3433wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww May 13, 2016