Shit Bomb

A shit bomb is when you take a dump in a lunch box, close it, and wrap it up to give it the appearance of a gift and then send it in the mail to someone you don’t like !

Fuck, someone sent me another shit bomb in the mail, it was so gross !!

by Alknowsbest September 25, 2018

violent shitting

1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.

2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.

Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.

by Warmach21 January 8, 2016

lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.

Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

Ate shit

To fall hard, often face-first, while walking, running, or attempting to perform a stunt. Eating shit may result in injury, because this type of fall often happens too quickly for the person to put their hands out to catch themselves.

"What happened to Adam's face?"

"He ate shit on his run this morning--the sidewalks are really icy!"

by grimm23 January 30, 2022

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.

Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.

by SadPepe December 10, 2018

shit chewer

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.

'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'

by Mister Rat November 8, 2009