after-pee-shiver

The shaky-shaky phenomenon that puzzles the world to this day, after you take a nice warm drizzle, you shake like an earthquake and you drizzle becomes a firehose and has a velocity strong enough to take an eye out.

"Yo man, what are you doin' in here? There is pee-pee everywhere!"

"The after-pee-shivers got to me."

"Oh yea dawg im feelin ya"

by the potty theorist February 24, 2014

funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020

pee my jorts

in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.

im laughing so hard im gonna pee my jorts! *wheezes harshly*

by airpodsarecancerous May 5, 2019

Green Pee Syndrome

A disease that turns your pee into green because you forgot your friends when you had a girlfriend.

"Did you see the piss?"
"What about it?"
"It's green!"
"Oh my, it's green pee syndrome."

by jabaol October 7, 2021

piss pee pop

when you smack someone in the face and piss comes out

god: you just got piss pee pop

by bentcharger June 6, 2018

don’t pee january

a month where you don’t pee

oh man i can’t pee because it is in fact don’t pee january

by anikanISblack December 2, 2020

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016