venefake disease

A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.

Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

gum disease

a queer clown punk band based in the UK consisting of three members, Avery, Phoebe and Magnus.

"Dude, i love gum disease so much!"
"You mean the band, right?"

by fruit bastard April 16, 2023

Gamer disease

A pp that is small and non epic

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has

Example: "yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020

The Mahomes disease

A serious and very common disease that makes its victims infatuated with Patrick Mahomes.

The boy was diagnosed of the Mahomes disease. He posts pictures and videos of Patrick Mahomes all day everyday.

by Moneymeech_911 September 19, 2023

VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease)

When someone gets pink eye (or another other disease) from sharing Virtual Reality HMD (Head Mounted Displays).

Maybe the guy giving 50 different people demos with the new Oculus headset should have used Sanitary Wipes for the eyes. Now we all have a VTD (Virtually Transmitted Disease). This is worst then that time the whole football team contracted gonorrhea from that flesh light.

by Burger King Pin April 10, 2015

Buttholetotightest disease

When your butthole is to tight causing clumps of hair to fall off of your head, easily fixed by anal stretching

Anal stretching is the only way to cure buttholetotightest disease

by Afinssaurle November 25, 2022

Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021